When Your Boss Is A Real Terror(ist)

terrorist reviewEveryone knows the dread of a bad performance review, especially when you have a harsh boss.  It turns out, bad performance reviews are not just an American fear, but happen worldwide.

Al Qaeda – yes, that’s right, that Al Qaeda – recently gave a poor performance review to a ten-year member.  The performance review was ten pages long and listed more than 30 complaints against the member, including that he failed to answer the telephone when they called, failed to carry out any operations, and failed to submit expense reports, among other things.  As a result of his poor performance, the member was terminated, but not the way you might think: the member was fired.

So the next time you get grief from a mean boss about turning in expense reports late, just remember, it really does happen to everyone